at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks
Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin
I was a dancer from about the age of four, so I was always performing and forcing my parents to watch my brother and I do ‘Jesus Christ Super Star’ in the living room. My first step was community theater, and then I started to do films.
Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
i relate to this on a spiritual level
The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASDFGHJKL
THIS IS SO CUTE BUT MY FAVOURITE IS THE GUY IN THE BACK WHO IS JUST AS SURPRISED AND HAPPY AS SHE IS I LOVE THIS
so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.
no i will continue to do that
forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember